After the 'Anna Hazare Incident', I started to dig into the details about the level of corruption in India. As we all know it has percolated till the rock bottom. But we never knew the details of it. How a honest man is automatically turned into a corrupt common man. Lets take the example of constructing a building.
There is a Constitution of India(CoI), containing more than 395 articles in 24 parts, 12 schedules and 110 amendments, that governs all the visible money and the Corrupt Constitution of India(CCoI), containing only articles named 420, that deals with all the latent money. Believe me there is a national standard involved in corruption. I don't know how it developed into a perfect system without a written copy.
Getting back to your problem. First you need a land. Land rates are usually high. But they are actually higher than that in paper. One of the main reason is that we need to pay a percentage as tax and an equal percentage to the concerned officer (kinda like tipping the waiter, governed by CCoI). By underestimating your land you can cheat the government and the officer in-charge. The CoI lets the concerned authority to keep any project file in pending for 30days without any reason. After 30 days if you still don't get your file processed then you can escalate the issue to his superior. And of-course the 30day rule applies to him too. This goes up to five levels and you cannot directly approach the fifth level. You gotta play the game level by level. By the way each level means more money. All these government servants do this to compensate all the "party fund" they donated the ministers to get this job. There has been some times when I wondered what kinda idiot would donate 20 lacs to get job paying 1.5lpa.
Lets just assume, you somehow managed to get the land. Then you file for the permission to construct the building. Where you should go through lot of troubles like measuring the width of the nearby road, height of the high tension wires that pass nearby etc. which of-course is the duty of another gov. servant who has never seen his office. After every clearance is obtained you submit a blue print of the building to construct, which needs 15 signatures which just means 15months. In any level they can find an error, like 2/3rd of 100 is 66.67 and you might have written 66.66, to be high priority and reject your file. That just means start from the scratch and add 15+all the levels of escalation months. You also pay Rs.50per sq.ft(CoI) as a security deposit to the board. You are supposed to get it back if you have built your building according to the approved plan. But who are we kidding. It is like asking a troop of monkeys to guard the bananas.
After construction you get clearance from the CMDA/any concerned board, that you have followed each of their regulations, which is needed to get water, electricity and all necessary supplies.
Now you have just moved to a new department, so a new drama start by a pilot episode.If you plan on filing a law suit on any of the officials, just remember that the judges are bought by the highest bidders with the lawyers as mediators and you are not willing to pay a penny. If you take this issue to a reporter, that just means he earned a vacation stay at Andaman & Nicobar Islands on the government funds.
The CCoI is a tough opponent and it will be a very difficult game unless you have the cheat code. And the cheat code is "MONEY".
1
Waiting time α ------------
Money
Zero money implies infinite waiting time.
More money implies less waiting time but never zero waiting time.
There is a Constitution of India(CoI), containing more than 395 articles in 24 parts, 12 schedules and 110 amendments, that governs all the visible money and the Corrupt Constitution of India(CCoI), containing only articles named 420, that deals with all the latent money. Believe me there is a national standard involved in corruption. I don't know how it developed into a perfect system without a written copy.
Getting back to your problem. First you need a land. Land rates are usually high. But they are actually higher than that in paper. One of the main reason is that we need to pay a percentage as tax and an equal percentage to the concerned officer (kinda like tipping the waiter, governed by CCoI). By underestimating your land you can cheat the government and the officer in-charge. The CoI lets the concerned authority to keep any project file in pending for 30days without any reason. After 30 days if you still don't get your file processed then you can escalate the issue to his superior. And of-course the 30day rule applies to him too. This goes up to five levels and you cannot directly approach the fifth level. You gotta play the game level by level. By the way each level means more money. All these government servants do this to compensate all the "party fund" they donated the ministers to get this job. There has been some times when I wondered what kinda idiot would donate 20 lacs to get job paying 1.5lpa.
Lets just assume, you somehow managed to get the land. Then you file for the permission to construct the building. Where you should go through lot of troubles like measuring the width of the nearby road, height of the high tension wires that pass nearby etc. which of-course is the duty of another gov. servant who has never seen his office. After every clearance is obtained you submit a blue print of the building to construct, which needs 15 signatures which just means 15months. In any level they can find an error, like 2/3rd of 100 is 66.67 and you might have written 66.66, to be high priority and reject your file. That just means start from the scratch and add 15+all the levels of escalation months. You also pay Rs.50per sq.ft(CoI) as a security deposit to the board. You are supposed to get it back if you have built your building according to the approved plan. But who are we kidding. It is like asking a troop of monkeys to guard the bananas.
After construction you get clearance from the CMDA/any concerned board, that you have followed each of their regulations, which is needed to get water, electricity and all necessary supplies.
Now you have just moved to a new department, so a new drama start by a pilot episode.If you plan on filing a law suit on any of the officials, just remember that the judges are bought by the highest bidders with the lawyers as mediators and you are not willing to pay a penny. If you take this issue to a reporter, that just means he earned a vacation stay at Andaman & Nicobar Islands on the government funds.
The CCoI is a tough opponent and it will be a very difficult game unless you have the cheat code. And the cheat code is "MONEY".
1
Waiting time α ------------
Money
Zero money implies infinite waiting time.
More money implies less waiting time but never zero waiting time.
For those people who actually believe there is still one honest Indian left somewhere, I would like to point out that he is probably a saint who has no earthly possessions and answers to no earthly laws whatsoever. I write this article wishing nobody would publicize this and I wouldn't get into any trouble by it.