Thoughts are powerful

August 19th, around 5:30PM I could hear my stomach grunt. I didn't have my lunch and I was hungry. After a prolonged staring at the phone and lot of absolutely useless lazy thoughts about whether to pick up the phone or not, I got off the sofa to grab the phone that was about 4 feet away.
I tried to call the Dominos and order a pizza. But turns out there are too many people who love the pizza and so the line was engaged all the time. Before I could think of another place to order food, some strange thoughts went through my mind.

"What if I turned vegetarian?"
"What if I stopped lying?"
"What if I were never lazy?"

In another two minutes I figured who am I kidding and decided to eat in the first restaurant I see. So I took my bike and was lucky enough to see KFC first. I ordered the "Hari's special" and came back home, tunred on the 40" Megan Fox, and played Die Hard Part One. Then I started swimming into the juicy chicken bucket.
Just after I finished three pieces I felt I was full. I couldn't eat anymore. I am not sure if it is because of my thoughts of quiting it. But lets just eliminate the known chance/option. So guys I request you not to think of anything evil in your life ever again.